Girl: It's okay.
BLG: Shit. Slipped out again.
Girl politely smiles.
BLG: There it goes again.
Girl: Just try not to move back so--
BLG: Dang it!!!
BLG: Out again!
BLG: I quit.
BLG and Girl lie down staring at the ceiling. Girl is being supportive and cool.
BLG: Not to be a dick, but you know...spade's a spade and all...and I gotta say, you're QUITE generously-sized down there.
Girl: Oh my God, are you joking?
BLG: 'Fraid not. And I'd know. Been with a ton of girls with your problem.