Sometimes I pretend I'm a deaf retard.
Like this dude a couple weeks ago was all
I want to experience the Renaissance!
I want to meet Christ himself!
I want to be the strongest man in the world!
And I was all
Okay, so you want to travel back to 2003.
You want to meet Lark Voorhies.
And you wish you had M.S.
Guy was all
Wait! That is not what--
And I'm all
I'm a deaf retard. Go fuck yourself.