Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Confessions of a Douchebag Genie

Sometimes I pretend I'm a deaf retard.

Like this dude a couple weeks ago was all

I want to experience the Renaissance!

I want to meet Christ himself!

I want to be the strongest man in the world!

And I was all

Okay, so you want to travel back to 2003.

You want to meet Lark Voorhies.

And you wish you had M.S.

Guy was all

Wait!  That is not what--

And I'm all

I'm a deaf retard.  Go fuck yourself.


Nostradamus said...

More Voorhies content, please! I feel like a complete douchebag commenting on all of these posts, but I quite literally cannot help myself.

Nosferatu said...

Neither can I!