Thursday, April 10, 2008

Italian 125b

A scenario in which paying attention in Intro Italian class could change the course of your life:

Guy:  "I won't rape and kill you if you can say, with a relatively decent accent, 'Hello.  I'm from New York.  Where are you from?' in Italian."

Girl:  "Sono di New York.  Dove sei?"

Guy:  "Well done.  Solid accent, nice comprehension.  But the thing is, I'm going to rape and kill you anyway because I'm horny and on drugs."

Guy rapes and kills girl.

1 comment:

Nostradamus said...

Can I write my dissertation on this post?