Friday, April 11, 2008

My First Internship

Graham, a thirty-five year old career assistant I was shadowing, taps me on the shoulder.

Graham: So Risa apparently saw some porn on the computer in the intern bay.

Matt: What?! Are you serious? Dude, there is NO WAY that was me. I don't even use the intern bay now that I'm in your cubicle with you.

Graham: You're the only intern, bud.

Matt: This makes no sense. I mean, I looked up a few actress / models on IMDB last week. Could it have been that?

Graham: Not unless one of the actress / models was pregnant and riding a huge black cock.

Matt: Jesus. Dude, I have never looked up--

Graham: It's okay, I smoothed everything over. Told Risa it's your first time in a workplace. You'll be fine. Just don't do it again.

Matt: Wait. No, dude. This isn't cool. I never--

Graham: Honestly, I don't care at all. It's just, you know, Risa was upset.

11:33 PM IN THE OFFICE.

Working late. I'm helping Graham on an "important project."

I walk into the intern bay looking for my cell.

Graham's violently beating off to BLACK COCK CUM QUEENS. Turns around and sees me. Tries to cover up his erection.

Matt: Oh, jesus. I'm sorry. I was just looking for my--

Graham: No problem. Mi casa...su casa. Hey, so did you hear Risa apparently found a dirty butt plug in the janitor's closet? Fired Marcos on the spot.

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