Jesus, Heather Miller is so fine. She’d only date a popular asshole though. I’m too offbeat. Can’t wait’ til high school.
God, Emily Jones is banging. I’m not going up to her though. She’s retarded. Won’t get my sense of humor. Can’t wait ‘til Princeton.
Damn, these Princeton girls are beat. I mean, Jamie Greene looks pretty good. But she’s pretentious and into lacrosse douchebags. Can’t wait ‘til the real world.
That girl in the bar looks dece. Though I can see the faintest hint of like impending crow’s feet when she smiles. Shit, we’re getting old. And she looks kinda vapid. Wouldn’t appreciate my whole Princeton vibe. Can’t wait ‘til we’re rich and settled. Make the pussy come to us.