I just remembered this sub-par Newsweek article on Prodigy Internet’s marketing strategy I was reading in my bathroom on the evening of January 3rd, 1994. I was taking a sit-down pee. Intended to poo. But only pee came out. I was wearing teal briefs. And one sock.
I know this because I have hyperthymestic disorder. I can recall nearly every day of my life. In minute detail.
Also, my ex-wife just got remarried to a tall douche-bag dentist. I hate that she seems happy.
That is all.