Thursday, April 10, 2008

Sit-Down Pee

I just remembered this sub-par Newsweek article on Prodigy Internet’s marketing strategy I was reading in my bathroom on the evening of January 3rd, 1994.  I was taking a sit-down pee. Intended to poo. But only pee came out. I was wearing teal briefs. And one sock.

I know this because I have hyperthymestic disorder.  I can recall nearly every day of my life. In minute detail.

Also, my ex-wife just got remarried to a tall douche-bag dentist. I hate that she seems happy. 

That is all.

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