Sunday, August 9, 2009

What's with mid/late-twenty something self-improvement?

Like bitches knowing how to cook really complicated shit their moms' taught them.

Or dudes knowing how to use a stud finder.

Sure, I make a lot more money than I did when I was 13, and I have a much better understanding of the fragility of human experience...

But I still get about the same amount of pussy and still lack the know-how to elegantly hide speaker wire.

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