Monday, September 21, 2009

Is it not a sick joke

that the leading side effect of both finasteride and SSRIs is sexual dysfunction?

I mean aren't the bald and the depressed the two groups who can least afford taking a pill that causes you to get less pussy?

Isn't getting to fuck more bitches ultimately the main reason men try to get less bald and less depressed?

It's great my maturing hair line is sexy and becoming and that I found a profession where I get paid for my repurposed pain.  Otherwise I'd have some shit to deal with.

But instead I'm actually grateful.  And not even on Adderall.

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