I just grabbed his thinking it was mine.
His latest text is from a girl saying "I just did a line of coke and am fingering myself."
Mine is from a rotund ginger-haired male acquaintance of a male friend saying "U wanna hit up Never Ending Pasta Bowl this week?"
At least I make more money than my roommate.
So much more that I lied and pretended he could actually afford a Tour and the accompanying monthly data plan just to give this little anecdote some kind of structuring device.
He has some shitty flip phone which I check whenever I'm bored.
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beautifully structured
how do you make your kombucha? details please
Mr. Leah --
It is with great shame that I present you with the following email correspondence:
Matthew Patterson to Karen
show details Sep 25 (1 day ago)
Hey mom --
What's your home-brewed kombucha recipe? The one with orange juice?
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karen patterson to me
show details 11:17 AM (1 hour ago)
You can pick it up tomorrow. No orange juice in the recipe. Just black tea, sugar and the kombucha starter liquid.
Mama
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