Wednesday, October 28, 2009

I was a degenerate toy junkie as a kid

Kay-Bee was where I got my fix.

All I'd have to do was accompany my mom to the mall, act sort of nice, and I'd get an action figure or if I was lucky, a video game.

I lived for that dopamine rush.

I wish it was that easy today.

That my mom could take me to the mall and there'd be a store that sold cocaine that wasn't bad for you and prostitutes that were witty and clean.

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