Homo Erectus: Just don't get it. It's like my least favorite part of Facebook and nothing more.
Thomas Jefferson: Doesn't involve being inside a female slave's vagina without a condom while obsessing over the fact that I'm a fucking two term president.
Homeless Guy: I don't have a computer. Plus, too busy finding a place to sleep and being ravaged by mental illness.
A Thumbtack: I'm an inanimate object. Don't have agency. Can't communicate, etc.