Smart or ethnic people's babies if they're far enough away that I can just notice they're cute but don't have to in any way deal with them.
Really really hardcore pornography.
Don't like waffles. They look better than they taste. Always disappoint. Always think to myself after eating waffles or any sweet breakfast item, fuck should have gotten something savory. Perhaps a sausagey item. You have never had a sausage-based regret. Oil and meat and salt are what you need, not sugar. What the fuck were you thinking, dude? Too late now. Botched breakfast.