Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Compatibility Isn't Everything

Guy Larsen and Laura Sarasalo.

Married October 14th, 1984.

Both enjoy deviled eggs.

Guy becomes emotionally detached by 1987. Pushes Laura against a wall in late 88. Impregnates her in 89. Gets fired from his job working for her father in 92. She soon divorces him. She's now with some sweet tubby Peruvian who can't quite support her or challenge her intellectually. He gets loaded by himself at the wet bar in his basement, passes out on his forest green carpet, and has no relationship with his daughter.

Doug Williamson and Sarah Doctor.

Married November 9th, 2009.

Doug enjoys deviled eggs. Sarah doesn't. They're still going strong.

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