Thursday, January 21, 2010

Lawyers, Moms, and Money

me: something about singularity theory.
entertainment lawyer: fascinating! you're wonderful, give me 5% of your future earnings.

me: something about singularity theory.
white girl: fascinating! you're wonderful, take care of me and fill my gaping emotional wounds and perhaps eventually give me 50% of your income.

me: something about singularity theory.
mom: yes, you mentioned this the last time you came over. i get it. here's some sticky toffee pudding i just baked for you.

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