Thursday, April 8, 2010

Neurotic, Misanthropic Nine Year Old Flips Out

when parents decide to host family friend's 50th birthday party in a room with newly redone hardwood floors.

NMNYO: Can we at least lay down a blue tarp?! Mom, this is insane. The floors are going to get scuffed!!!!

During party, as a couple dozen middle aged people joyfully dance and celebrate:

NMNYO: WAHHHHHHH!

Later on, pretending to be nice to the birthday girl...

NMNYO: Happy birthday! (inwardly: you thoughtless fucking floor scratcher!!! You've taken advantage of my parents and our family room!)

Afterward, assessing the damage...

NMNYO: Look at those scratches, dad. I warned you!

3 comments:

毅綠 said...

一沙一世界,一花一天堂,掌中握無限,剎那即永恆 ..................................................

郭美娟 said...

快樂是你與生俱來的權力,它不應該取決於你完成什麼。 ..................................................

Miranda said...

that's great. my sister is sort of like that... except with christmas ornaments.