Wednesday, May 19, 2010

In the Year 2000, a Guy Brags via AIM to Misfit Friend after Losing Virginity

Guy (to himself): I just got my dick wet for the first time. Why isn't Brian more happy for me?!

Brian (to himself): I am irredeemably off. I've been rejected by every Ivy I applied to. My bedroom reeks of unlaundered XXL polos and cowardice. I secretly want to fuck my young jappy sister. Which is funny since I'm probably gay. SO CONGRATS, ROB! I'm so fucking happy you're hitting all your developmental milestones!

1 comment:

健豪 said...

這麼優的部落格一定要持續下去!........................................