Sunday, June 6, 2010

it was hard for neanderthal writers to fuck actresses a million years ago

Listen, Vanessa, if we had a more organized society with integrated patterns of knowledge, language, and behavior, and like some kind of structured economic system a subset of which included an industry in which people who were in the position to create narratives had the commercial power to employ others to act out those narratives for some kind of profit, I would be able to potentially enhance your lifestyle.

You seem unmoved.

I would tell you I went to Yale were that metaphysically possible.