Sunday, August 22, 2010

Don Tauber: Investor w/ a Humiliation Fetish

Don: "Say, anyone want to pool some cash together to open up a Baskin-Robbins or a Ben & Jerry's in a gourmet gelato-saturated alt/hipster neighborhood that's becoming more health conscious by the day?"

Don: "Wish eToys would reanimate so I could once again watch my son's college fund shrink to oblivion thanks to a flashy 1.0 insolvent toy purveyor."

Don: "Anyone want to make fun of my tiny dick while I buy shares of an extremely low-risk mutual fund?"

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