I have a zen meditation sanctuary in my backyard.
I have pesky neck fat despite being in really good shape for my age.
I have a borderline eating disorder. Also known as VEGANISM.
I spent 10 years as a criminal defense attorney. You'd be surprised at what wonderful people most criminals are.
I deem Jane Austen a groundbreaking artist whose only shortcoming was her inability to fully write about extremely graphic non-homosexual male on male sex.
I'm Todd Sheketnberg.
I'm Doug VISTAAAAAAA!