Guy: You know had I invested in Apple in 2003 like my gut told me to, I'd be a rich man today!
Gal: Oh, meester, you a beeznees man!
Guy: We shouldn't have invaded Iraq. Was all for it at the time. It's turned into a real big mess.
Gal: Oh, you such a espsanive globeel theenkerrr!
Guy: Life can be real...tricky. You learn a lot from the past. But then you also repeat a lot of the same mistakes.
Gal: Oh, and you pheelosopher like Plahto!
Guy: I'll have a vanilla. Used to get strawberry a whole bunch.
Gal: Weeth mind thass as neembull as oleempic geemnist!