Actually, you're almost 30 and just a regular fat guy.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
The Child is Father of the Fat Man
You know how after a massive late night meal you'll look at your reflection in a shop window and notice both your protruding stomach and your difficulty breathing and think to yourself, this is so fun, I'm a 20 y.o. skinny kid getting to feel what it's like to be Tony Soprano / Joel Silver for a night.